princess3hunna:

“blow minds not dicks”

lmfao

imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

bye

(via modifiedfiction)

rediced:

People that don’t like birth control or condoms but still complain about abortion

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(via awky-cocky)

amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

(via burningbrights)

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

(via asvprock)

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

(Source: studip, via asvprock)